Jeremy Piven is Sly

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Jessica Simpson shot a cameo for Entourage on Tuesday, and of course, gold-medalist horndog Jeremy Piven was making everyone uncomfortable.

“In between takes, he was staring at Jessica’s ass in the most obvious of ways,” a witness tells UsMagazine.com. “He wasn’t being sly about it and would just watch her every move. He flirts with ugly girls, so you can imagine how crazy for Jessica Simpson he was. She almost seemed like she couldn’t wait to change into her jeans, but she was a good sport about it and kind of laughed it off.”

I’m not sure if “He flirts with ugly girls, so you can imagine how crazy for Jessica Simpson he was” is a compliment or not, but Jessica Simpson’s ass looks like it should be complimenting a steak and a side of asparagus tips. It’s unclear how staring at bowl of mash potatoes is sexy, but whatever. Who am I, an Iron Chef all of a sudden?

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