Since he is so committed to saving his marriage, Jesse James checked into sex rehab last week. But what they don’t tell you in sex rehab is that you can’t post ads on Craigslist for tatted up Nazi whores. Star Magazine reports:
The source claims Jesse quietly checked out of Arizona’s Sierra Tucson Treatment Center within the last couple of days. His exit coincides with a moving van being spotted outside the Seal Beach, Calif., home he has shared with Sandra on April 2. “All of Jesse’s pals have been talking about it,” says the source. Though a rep stated that James had “realized that this time was crucial to help himself, help his family and help save his marriage” when he entered the facility on March 26, the source adds: “It seems Jesse just isn’t that serious about rehab after all.”
Man, this treatment center must use magic and sorcery, because Jesse James was only there a week and now he’s cured. I bet he’s at his friends house making a scrapbook for Sandra Bullock and spraying cologne on homemade cards. Because he’s so in love you see.
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