The trailer for Jonah Hex is out now, and apparently it’s about old timey days when people could brand you in the face and burn your family alive. Whatever. The only reason I’m posting this is because it stars Megan Fox. And she play’s a prostitute. Presumably with a heart of gold. Do prostitutes really have a heart of gold? I don’t know. The Thai one I got last week had a pretty looking normal heart to me. I tried to sell it, but Cash For Gold said that’s not something they usually buy.