Sorry, I Tried



Every time I do a Christina Hendricks post, I get a lot of comments and emails saying she is a flawless beauty who should be revered and set the standard for modern beauty. You know, I would, but just look at the banner picture. That doesn’t look like a voluptuous Hollywood beauty. It looks like the mughshot of a woman who just drowned her kids in the bathtub because the drug store was out of Xyphedra. She has giant tits, but it’s obvious that everything is held in with adamantium enforced elastic and science. So yes, she has curves. A road and a Reuleaux polygon also have curves. That doesn’t necessarily mean I want to fuck them.

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