Sandra Bullock Is Getting Divorced



In the least surprising news of the day, Sandra Bullock is consulting with several divorce lawyers after Jesse James bombed the Pearl Harbor of their marriage. We all know what happens after that.

Multiple sources tell TMZ reps for both Sandra Bullock and Jesse James have been interviewing divorce lawyers. We’re told Sandra’s reps have been in touch with several high-end divorce lawyers. Our sources say Lance Spiegel, who handled divorces for Charlie Sheen, Heather Locklear and Michael Jackson, is the frontrunner. As for Jesse, we’re told his business people have contacted several lawyers as well, but he will not be initiating the divorce. We’re told his reps are asking the attorneys “if they’d be interested in taking the case” if Sandra files. As for whether a divorce petition will be filed, one source simply said, “Something’s happening.”

Look at the banner picture. Then look at the pictures of Michelle “Bombshell” McGee below. Now look at the banner picture again. I get the feeling the judge will sentence Jesse James to a five minute head start before he releases the gargoyle.

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