My obsession with Rosie Jones and her perfect body may soon require law enforcement officials to step in, so hopefully before then, I can take her to a nice dinner and get to know her better. You know, just talk. Talk about her hopes, her dreams, the size of my dick. Just getting to know each other stuff. Since I'm so charming and my grandma ironed my shirt, I'm sure I'll be able to talk her into having sex with me. I hope she's kinda freaky, because I'm from the South, so dressing up like Caillou and fucking her just seems really organic to me.