Miranda Kerr Is Escaping



Miranda Kerr is in St. Barts right now, and I have no idea why she looks so scared, but if I had to guess, it’s because my extraction team of cybernetic werewolves were recently calibrated to hunt hot, skinny white girls with brown hair. They are man, beast, and robot, so they will do my bidding. With no memory of who they are…or what they have done.

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By todd, March 31, 2010 22 comments