Katherine Heigl Had A Malfunction

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This may surprise you, but there’s only a few people I write about that I generally want to see mauled by a cyborg bear, and Katherine Heigl is one of them. She’s an insufferable bitch (here, here, here) who doesn’t miss an opportunity to shit on everything and everyone who made her famous. So of course she’s lauded and praised by Hollywood. Like the award she won yesterday at the ShoWest 2010 Awards Ceremony in Las Vegas. New York Post reports:

Acceptance speeches usually prompt more yawns than gasps, but Katherine Heigl bucked that trend when she received a Best Actress award in Las Vegas late Thursday – and came within a whisker of exposing her boob, The Sun reported. Executing the lightning-speed reactions of a top flight goalkeeper, Katherine grabbed hold of her broken dress as it rapidly headed south. Her wardrobe mishap occurred as she took the stage to collect her Female Star of the Year prize at ShoWest’s Final Night Banquet and Award Ceremony. Explaining why the Knocked Up star was picked for the honor, event official Robert Sunshine said: “Her ever-present charm and innate talent have made Heigl’s transition from TV screen to silver screen seemingly effortless. “Her comedic timing and flair for acting are showcased in each of her roles and have captivated audiences around the globe.”

Whatever. Who cares? Katherine Heigl is a marginal actress who has tricked people into having an overinflated opinion of her completely average looks, so it really is a mystery why she’s such an ungrateful bitch. Also a mystery? Stonehenge.

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