Jennifer Aniston Will Die Alone

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Jennifer Aniston needs a PR team to convince people that men are actually interested in her, and of course when she filmed The Bounty with Gerard Butler, Aniston did everything she possibly could to make you think he was banging her. Here’s a hint: he wasn’t. The Sun reports:

The Scot’s sizzling on-screen chemistry with BRAD PITT’s ex-wife in new movie The Bounty Hunter has everyone convinced the pair are an item off-screen…[But] Gerard explains: “I went for her birthday to Mexico. We’re just friends. “We have a natural chemistry – you can see it in our magazine shoot and the film. We have a great time together.” “But here’s the thing – while they’re accusing me of being with Jennifer, I’ve probably been off somewhere else doing damage with someone else.”

Aniston is probably seeing if the hose can reach the exhaust right now, because it can’t do much for her self-esteem to learn that being linked to her is more of accusation than it is a compliment. Maybe she should buy a Toyota and take a long drive to clear her head. And since she’s angry, maybe she just drive really fast. She should be fine. I hear the brakes are really good on those.

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