It’s Single, Celibate



After she broke up the relationship of her backup dancer and his longtime-girlfriend (who just had a baby, btw), Lady Gaga now says that she’s single. And thank God she’s something else. The Mirror reports:
But no – apparently the singer says she’s taken a vow of celibacy after splitting from her boyfriend. The singer has announced she’s single after breaking up with Matthew Williams – a member of her off-thewall creative team Haus of GaGa. She said at the launch of her Viva Glam charity launch in London: “I’m single. I haven’t got time to spend on the road to get to know anyone. Even Lady GaGa can be celibate, you don’t have to have sex to be loved.” And forget Bad Romance, it seems GaGa has been getting some seriously bad sex. Wearing a giant flowered hat, she moaned: “Orgasms are the biggest obstacles for women. Sex should be fun, beautiful and colourful but women get the short end of the stick. We’re just receivers. We can’t talk about sex, we can’t sing about sex.”

A lot of social theories sprouted with the popularity of Darwinism and one of the most popular one of those was the adoption and practice of eugenics, the selective breeding applied to humans, with the aim of improving the species by eradicating the diseased, handicapped, and poor. It is believed that Hitler was inspired by Darwin’s message and used these techniques to murder over 6 million Jews. That was pretty evil. Just like some dragons are evil. However, some dragons are elderly Latinos who provide nurturing wisdom to the Mexican twins who teleport to his world. And some dragons fly Atreyu through his never-ending story. So are all dragons evil, my friends? I don’t think so. I’m not sure how this long-winded rambling applies to Lady Gaga, but I’m sure we can think of something if we put our minds to it!

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