There have been many parenting books, but the chapter on teaching your daughter how to pole dance in front of a room full of guys never gets included. Why is that? Oh yeah, that’s right. New York Post reports:
Demi Moore gave daughter Rumer Willis a pole-dancing lesson at a party at the Chateau Marmont hotel in Hollywood. A partygoer told Life & Style that the “Striptease” star “even spun around the pole upside down.” Then Rumer gave it a whirl as Ashton Kutcher, Jennifer Aniston and Leonardo DiCaprio cheered her on at the recent bash. “Everyone was cheering, and Leo gave Ashton a high-five,” the source added.
Please keep in mind that Rumer Willis looks like this and this, so hopefully she taught her some other stuff. Like giving a blowjob while she projects NFL Sunday Ticket in HD out of her ass and onto the wall. Oh, and if she could hold my beer that would be great, too. Because if she expects me to look at her afterward, she might need to find a magic lamp first.