Stefani Germanotta Was Human Once

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Popeater has the story behind these pics of Lady Gaga in her 2004 high school yearbook, but since I don’t care about that, I can only deduce that the lab accident happened somewhere around 2008. Because how do you go from that banner picture to this, this, and this in just 5 years? Did the chemical spill turn her into more monster than woman, making her some antiseptic, bubblegum Phantom of The Opera? Hiding her hideous face with increasingly retarded outfits? Did the gamma rays bless her with the gift of writing lyrics that sound like a 7-year old stuck on a speech therapy exercise? So many questions, my friends!

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