I’m So Turned On Right Now

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Lady Gaga attended the amfAR charity event in New York last night, and I should really call a doctor, because this three pound erection I have may not go away. Especially since she looks like a leper who needs to be airdropped some Crest Whitestrips. I hope this gives her the attention she so desperately craves, because I’m not sure what she can do after this. Maybe she can pull up with a dragon in a clown car or dress up like a werewolf in a letterman jacket. You know, or whatever it is she wears before she finally just walks around with a sign that says, “Me! Me! Me! Look at me! Me! Everybody look at me!!!”

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