Yes, Kim Kardashian is a talentless attention whore who has had more black guys inside her than a parole hearing, but please don’t tell me that her body wasn’t built to be bent over a couch and fucked like you were a rabbit with the rage virus. I want to cum on her face, not ask her opinion about this week’s Face The Nation. If you can’t understand that, just go back to what you were doing. Like trying to buy accessories for your Strawberry Shortcake dolls on eBay obviously.
Note: I don’t know if any of you caught it, but I’d like to give a big thanks to Broadway over at 104.5 WSNX’s The Morning After Show for letting me on air to make fun of Tiger Woods. Maybe my father will love me now.