Heidi Montag Is Ready

Ten plastic surgeries in one day is apparently expensive, because Heidi Montag is now reportedly finalizing a deal with Playboy to do another spread. Since this one is set to include a new set of DDD’s, it also reportedly going to be less lame. MSNBC reports:

“Heidi would love to do another (Playboy) cover,” said a source who’s exceedingly close to the couple. Montag’s first Playboy pose, back in September, was conservative by some standards, but part deux stands to be a little more risqué. “She is currently speaking with (Playboy photographer) Matthew Rolston (about) a steamy, soapy, shower concept showing her boobs through the shower door,” said the source. “The figure being discussed for the exclusive is in the seven figures.” “She could use the money, and she’s finally ready to pose topless, so she is negotiating with the magazine,” according to one of Montag’s friends, who spoke to In Touch Weekly.

Heidi Montag could discover a golden ladder to heaven or die in a drive-by. I could really not give a shit which. But if she wants to get in the shower and let a dude take pictures of her new massive rack, who am I question her decision? Especially since if you took an X-ray of this skank’s brain, instead of a picture of her at a mirror ready to show the world her new outer beauty as a symbol of her inner beauty, you would see her in one of those wind tunnels things they have on game shows trying to grab as much money as she possibly could.

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