Britney Spears is a mentally unstable, drug addict whose everyday life is controlled by her father and the court system because she can’t be trusted to act like a fucking adult. Instead of taking responsibility for her life and making the needed changes, Britney has repeated lashed out and acted like an entitled brat. So imagine her surprise when she found out on January 22 that her father’s court-ordered rule over her life, which went into effect on January 31, 2008, might never end. National Enquirer reports:
…when the father and daughter arrived back at Britney’s home, she “tore into him like a mad woman,” divulged a source. “Her bodyguards had to physically restrain her from hitting Jamie. It was a terrible scene. Britney was totally out of control.” The 28-year-old performer had been hoping to speak to the judge privately during the hearing, which was closed to the public, but her request was denied. Instead, she listened as her doctors gave Jamie credit for her progress over the past year. They also told the court Britney still wasn’t capable of handling her own medical care or personal life. On the way home, Britney called ex-husband Kevin Federline and told him “she wants to flee the country with the boys,” divulged the source. Fearing she may try to run, Jamie has hired two more bodyguards. One is posted outside Britney’s bedroom door 24 hours a day, according to the source. Britney is so angry,she has tried to break several pieces of surveillance equipment used to monitor her. “Her family is very worried because Britney hasn’t acted out like this in a long time,” added the source. “They fear she will do something desperate.”
At this point, I have no idea why they just don’t leave a trail of bacon-wrapped Reese’s peanut butter cups to the top of a volcano, then paint the volcano to make it look like a giant burrito with a sign at the top that says “Enter”, then just drop Britney off and watch her run up. It just seems more economically viable that way.
Hey, remember in history class when they reminded you of the time you would have opened fire on a school bus for the chance to stick your tongue in Britney’s ass? Yeah, me too: