I could smoke a barrel full of weed and I would still never be able to understand how a piece of ass like Jessica Lowndes is on 90210 yet AnnaLynne McCord’s fug ass is the breakout star. She couldn’t even place in a transvestite AnnaLynne McCord look-a-like contest, but she’s on the cover of magazines. I wish somebody would explain this to me. She could have Christmas lights around her vagina and hand me a gift card for unlimited anal and I’d still need to hire my penis a motivational speaker.
AnnaLynne’s flat chest and nipples: