Latitia Casta Dresses Appropriately By todd February 28, 2010

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There was a time in the 90′s when I would have shot my parents in the face and car bombed a daycare to have sex with former Victoria’s Secret model and legendary piece of ass, Laetitia Casta (see evidence here, here, and here (NSFW)), so I’m glad she showed up to the 35th Cesar Film Awards in Paris last night to remind me that my diary says I’m supposed to go down on her to Boyz II Men in the back of my Suzuki Sidekick. I might need to update it, but it’s really just more of a guide.

There was a time in the 90′s when I would have shot my parents in the face and car bombed a daycare to have sex with former Victoria’s Secret model…

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Smell Like Kim Kardashian By todd February 28, 2010

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Kim Kardashian stuffed her enormous rack in a dress and went to Club Tao in Las Vegas yesterday to unveil her new fragrance that I didn’t bother to look up. I guess it’s called “Kim” Or “Kardashian” or something. It’s specifically designed to attract black dudes, so it could be called “Hennessy” or “Check Cashing Place”, I’m not sure. Black guys like those things you know.

Kim Kardashian stuffed her enormous rack in a dress and went to Club Tao in Las Vegas yesterday to unveil her new fragrance that I didn’t bother to look up….

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Jenny Links By todd February 26, 2010

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Former ‘Idol’ top twelver arrested for identity theft [Popeater]
Jenny McCarthy is a doctor. Oh, that’s right, I meant “idiot”. [Popeater]
Megan Fox is a talented actress [Popoholic]
Anne Hathaway is getting naked again [Egotastic]
Alessandra Ambrosio‘s nipple. Yes, please. [TaxiDriver Movie]
Well, this is awkward [College Humor]
Babes of 2010 Daytona Beach Bike Week. Very different from Myrtle Beach Bike Week [COED Magazine]
Jessica and Justin are in counseling [Celebslam]
Kirstie Alley‘s new weight loss program is a front for Scientology [Cele|bitchy]
Jesse Jane is hot [Heyman Hustle]
The next Marisa Miller? [Heyman Hustle]

Former ‘Idol’ top twelver arrested for identity theft [Popeater] Jenny McCarthy is a doctor. Oh, that’s right, I meant “idiot”. [Popeater] Megan Fox is a talented actress [Popoholic] Anne Hathaway…

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Angelina Jolie Is On Set By todd February 26, 2010

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Angelina Jolie is in Paris shooting The Tourist with Johnny Depp right now. In related news, my penis is in the other room complaining about his IV. But after seeing these pictures, the doctor thinks it’s best that he gets rest and plenty of fluids.

Angelina Jolie is in Paris shooting The Tourist with Johnny Depp right now. In related news, my penis is in the other room complaining about his IV. But after seeing…

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UK GQ Is Nice By todd February 26, 2010

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My grandma makes my clothes, so I don’t read GQ, but maybe I’ll start reading UK GQ. Not because I want to find out which scarf to match with my shoulder bag, but mostly because they decided to put Marisa Miller, Tiiu Kuik, Liliana Dominguez, Michelle Alves, Michelle Buswell, and Maja Latinovic in panties and take pictures of them. It’s sort of like what I do with my Real Dolls, but with way less drama. Brandi just gets so jealous of Heidi! Don’t worry ladies, there’s plenty of Todd to go around!

My grandma makes my clothes, so I don’t read GQ, but maybe I’ll start reading UK GQ. Not because I want to find out which scarf to match with my…

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This Is Ke$ha’s Ass By todd February 25, 2010

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I have no idea who Ke$ha is, but apparently she went out to a club in London last night without panties and obviously no nerve endings on her ass.

I have no idea who Ke$ha is, but apparently she went out to a club in London last night without panties and obviously no nerve endings on her ass.

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Whitney Houston May Want To Call DeVry By todd February 25, 2010



Yeah, so remember back in the early 90′s when you would turn on the radio and every station was playing a song from The Bodyguard soundtrack? Do you also remember wearing Red Camel shoes with white socks? What was up with that? Anyway, Whitney’s signature song for the rest of her career after that was I Will Always Love You. She’s smoked asteroids of crack since then, so imagine the awe and wonder of the audience when she took the stage in Brisbane to sing it. Then imagine them eight minutes later. Here’s a hint: It’s not good.

Yeah, so remember back in the early 90′s when you would turn on the radio and every station was playing a song from The Bodyguard soundtrack? Do you also remember…

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Olivia Wilde Is On Set By todd February 25, 2010

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My future wife was filming scenes for House yesterday, and I had hoped to bring her flowers but the security guard cockblocked me. Apparently her restraining order was pretty clear about the whole 1,000 feet thing. But tell me Olivia, how do you measure love?

My future wife was filming scenes for House yesterday, and I had hoped to bring her flowers but the security guard cockblocked me. Apparently her restraining order was pretty clear…

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No Thanks By todd February 25, 2010

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Lady Gaga posed on the cover of Q Magazine with her hands over tits and a fake penis. OMG, see what she did there?! Like, she’s so edgy and deep!! No, not really. This ugly bitch shouldn’t be on the cover of Dog Fancy or Burn Victim Models Weekly, yet she wants to let everybody know that she a female. She humps everything close by in her videos and all her songs are about how every guy wants to fuck her, yet half the world thinks she’s a dude. I’m not sure if she picked up on that, but that might not be the best compliment.

Lady Gaga posed on the cover of Q Magazine with her hands over tits and a fake penis. OMG, see what she did there?! Like, she’s so edgy and deep!!…

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Britney Spears Is Very Healthy By todd February 25, 2010

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I hear all the time that Britney is getting her body back (she has a stunt double in the meantime), but I’d like to know more about her amazing diet of double fisting Coke and coffee in between smoke breaks. Anybody know where I can find more information? I’ve looked on several fitness related websites and I guess they forgot to add that.

I hear all the time that Britney is getting her body back (she has a stunt double in the meantime), but I’d like to know more about her amazing diet…

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