Whore: The Next Generation



Lindsay Lohan will be dead soon, because it’s only matter of time before they find her wrapped in a tarp in that landfill because she tried to pay for blow with Yu-Gi-Oh! cards or a piece of green construction paper that she wrote “COKE MONEY” on, so luckily for us her sister Ali is ready to step in immediately. Not so luckily for us, on the other hand, is that she looks like pieces of dead homeless jr. high girls that a scientist stitched together to make a Lindsay. And one of those jr. high girls should have went bigger on the implants. Who knows, maybe that’s why she died. Chicks with small tits are known thieves and prone to other criminal acts.

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