Tiger Is In Sex Rehab, Has Death Wish


Three months ago, Tiger Woods was plowing through whores like Jack The Ripper, but as it turned out, his wife’s pimp hand was stronger so when she found out, she caved his head in then hired a divorce lawyer. Shockingly, Tiger now realizes he might have a problem. Radar Online reports:

Tiger Woods is getting treatment at a top sex addiction program in Hattiesburg, Miss., sources have told RadarOnline.com exclusively. The troubled golf great checked into Pine Grove Behavioral Health and Addiction Services, sources say.The clinic, considered one of the top in the nation for sexual addiction, is directed by Dr. Patrick Carnes, who has pioneered treatment for sexually compulsive behavior. According to the Web site for the facility, patients usually spend about six weeks in treatment. Sex addicts receive a variety of treatments, including group therapy, cognitive behavior therapy and something called “shame reduction.”

Mississippi? Who picked this place, his wife? I realize we have a black-ish President, but I can’t shake the feeling that a black guy who is famous for fucking white girls might have more to worry about than primal scream therapy when he’s sitting in an unsecured location down south.

These pictures of Jennifer Hawkins in a bikini have nothing do to with this story other than the fact that she’s not Tiger Woods:

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