Screw Haiti. Carrie Prejean’s Nipples Are In Hawaii.

While Pat Robertson is too busy forgetting to take his ARICEPT and Gary Cass is posing for the camera, God’s true soldier is in Hawaii with her tits hanging out. I have no idea what Moses was thinking when he saw the Red Sea drown the Pharoah’s army, but I’d like to imagine me jacking off to a hot blonde in the name of Jesus was something he was fighting for. Thanks, Moses!

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