These pictures of Rosie Jones will lead you to believe that she's an active tennis player, but the discerning eye will notice that her perfect tits are hanging out, so I really don't think she plays tennis. At least not the kind of tennis that you play at the country club with Buffy and Blain. God, why do you have to be so stuck up? You think you're better that me, is that what you think?!
Note: Whoever makes the best one up in the comment section gets a prize! And by "prize", I mean the satisfaction of knowing that instead of doing your job, you're online thinking of tennis jokes about some chick's tits. Awesome!