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Not to be confused with the top stories of 2009, here are the Top 10 IDLYITW Posts of 2009 according to your votes. Yeah so, wow, I’m kind of a jackass.
10. David Carradine Probably Didn’t Hang Himself (June 5, 2009)
What happens in Thailand, really stays in Thailand.
9. How Romantic (January 21, 2009)
I’m so edgy with my political satire!
8. Chastity Bono Is Dumb (November 19, 2009)
The LBGT community still might have a contract out on my head for this one. Probably at Paul Mitchell. Their pure and natural ingredients are tested by hairdressers, never on animals!
7. John Travolta Finally Admits His Son Was Austic (September 24, 2009)
What? No I’m not crying! I just have something in my eye! Can’t you just leave me alone?!
6. Shut Up (December 1, 2009)
He’s here and he’s really, really fuckin queer.
5. Dear God (October 23, 2009)
Looking at these pictures can give you an erection for up to 36 hours. For when the time is right.
4. Roman Polanksi Is Mad (September 29, 2009)
I had a few Red Bulls that morning. Sorry about that.
3. Jessica Simpson Is A Damn Idiot (September 16, 2009)
If a coyote takes your dog away in his mouth, there’s a good chance he won’t be contacting you with the terms of it’s release.
2. Jennifer Aniston Is Adopting (April 29, 2009)
1. Michael Jackson Died (June 25, 2009)
This received the most votes by far and it got me the most death threats. I don’t know whether to be honored or lock myself in the attic.