Hayden Panettiere is apparently dating heavyweight boxer Wladimir Klitschko, and he’s obviously punched her in the chest a few times, because where did those tits come from? And why is he dating her, it can’t be for sex can it? He’s 6’6″ and she’s not tall enough to ride the teacups at the fair. He might as well be fucking a koala.
My penis’s reaction to these can only be fully recreated by this: