Alessandra Ambrosio Is Athletic

I guess being one of the most beautiful women in the world means that you have to suffer the indignity of not being able to rollerblade in Miami in a bikini without somebody taking your picture. It must be hard on beautiful celebrities. Why just yesterday, I was digging through Blake Lively’s trash so I could jack off on her empty yogurt cups and I felt really bad for her.

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