Daniel Edwards, the sculptor who obviously was abused by his parents, has unveiled his new sculpture of a naked Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie called, “Brangelina Forever.” No, it’s not creepy at all. PR Newswire reports:
Phantom-Financial announces the December unveiling of the sculpture of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie in an amorous embrace by artist Daniel Edwards, just minutes from Brad Pitt’s own birthplace in the Oklahoma City Metro area. The sculpture is part of the 4,000 Sq Ft, $500,000 house named “The Brangelina,” by the Los Angeles artist known as Xvala. “Brangelina Forever,” a life-size casting of Brad and Angelina in bed, making love Harlequin Romance-style, with a cooing dove perched on Brad’s finger, is installed in the ceiling of the master bedroom to inspire a ‘sexual healing’ for the room’s occupants. The statues are embedded with crushed glass containing Brad and Angie’s DNA obtained from wine glasses from which they drank while reportedly celebrating the anniversary of their first meeting on the set of “Mr. and Mrs. Smith.” “The ‘Brangelina’ sculpture is destined to exist forever, the way Brad and Angie’s relationship will persist in peoples’ memories. Theirs is the Elizabeth Taylor and Richard Burton romance of our time,” said publicist Cory Allen. Inspired by Brad Pitt’s mission to help rebuild houses in New Orleans’s Lower Ninth Ward after Hurricane Katrina, the artist Xvala built “The Brangelina,” a house which requests its future owners agree to extend ‘Honorary Ownership’ of their home to Pitt and Jolie, and to accommodate them every time they come to town to visit Pitt’s grandmother. “I believe every home in America should become an ‘honorary home’ to our Superstars, in order to connect celebrities and regular people in spirit,” said Xvala.
Everybody involved with this is clearly on drugs, so I just want to point out that I would probably still have sex with this sculpture of Angelina. Because, seriously? Who are we kidding? I’ve had worse.