Tiger Is Screwed



Seriously, Tiger. Kill yourself. Star Magazine reports:

What started as a steamy tryst between Tiger Woods and sexy NYC event planner Rachel Uchitel quickly turned into a full blown love affair — and only Star has the details of the email that will explode Tiger’s marriage! Although the golf star cheated with many women during his five-year marriage to Elin Nordegren, none of his other conquests ever got to him the way Rachel did. “Tiger told her he had a deep connection with her,” says an insider. “He’s told Rachel, ‘You’ll be in my life till the day I die.’” While Tiger and Rachel exchanged many sexy text messages and intimate phone calls, it’s an email that could bring an end to Tiger’s marriage. Following a three-day rendezvous in Orange County, Calif.,While Tiger and Rachel exchanged many sexy text messages and intimate phone calls, it’s an email that could bring an end to Tiger’s marriage. Following a three-day rendezvous in Orange County, Calif., Tiger sent Rachel the message confessing that they shared an intimacy he’d never experienced with another woman — including his own wife! “I finally found someone I connect with, someone I have never found like this…not even at home,” Tiger wrote in an email sent to Rachel, says her pal, in early November. The married father-of-two also acknowledged that it must be “brutal” for her to not be with him all the time, saying it “kills” him too. As Star reported Tuesday, Tiger’s wife Elin, whom he married in 2004, eventually confronted Rachel about the affair — twice. During the first phone call, Rachel convinced Elin that a brief encounter at a night club where she worked was the extent of their relationship. But soon after, in the early hours of the morning following Thanksgiving — Elin called Rachel again, yelling: “I know everything.”

It’s safe to assume that Elin Nordegren can go ahead and pick out her vault at Gringotts to keep her piles of gold, because there’s no way Tiger is gonna be able to talk his way out of this. Instead of banging all these whores, Tiger should have rented a plane and just threw bags of money into a volcano.

These pictures: Rachel Uchitel in a bikini. Banner picture: Elin Nordegren in a wet tank top. Tiger has been eliminated from the round of play:

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