Tiger Has Sex Tapes, Bastard Kids



If I was Tiger Woods, I would just go ahead put on some Tori Amos and the garden hose in my tailpipe, because every damn day it’s getting worse and worse. So, remember yesterday? Yeah, fuck that weak shit. National Enquirer reports:
The golf great had wild unprotected sex with a string of mistresses, sources tell The ENQUIRER- and now he fears claims that his out-of-control sexual proclivities may have produced children.”That would be the final straw for his wife – AND Tiger knows it,” said an insider. “But there is definitely more than one woman out there who could come forward to say she had his babies. “To make matters even worse, the 33-year-old sports star is reportedly worried that a lurid sex tape could appear and wreck his desperate attempts to cling onto the wreckage of his marriage to beauty and ex-model Elin Nordegren who has just bought a $2 million mansion in her native Sweden as a fail-safe escape house in case the marriage disintegrates. Since the ENQUIRER exclusively revealed Tiger’s affair with New York party girl Rachel Uchitel two weeks ago, a procession of women have been identified as his lovers. Among the places they claim to have had sex with the sports superstar are his Florida mansion and a series of hotels – all places that have security cameras. At least one of the women also shot homemade videos of romps with other boyfriends. Tiger’s frantic handlers are scrambling to bury any talk of sex tapes, minimize the damage and perform CPR on his image. But more and more women emerge almost daily claiming liaisons with the father of two. The ENQUIRER even received an incredible call that one woman who had an affair with Woods in June 2007 aborted his child.

Say what you want about the National Enquirer, but they have known all about Tiger for three years now. Also, you can say what you want about Tiger Woods. Not that he’ll ever see it. Because when you’re in a hotel in Thailand chasing the dragon and jacking off while you’re hanging in a closet, you don’t have as much free time to read.

Here’s Joslyn James. A porn star that specializes in DP. Oh yeah, and Tiger fucked her.:

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