Melissa Satta is a showgirl on the Italian TV show Striascia la notzia (Strip The News), but like everybody in the entire world today, she’s in Miami in a bikini. Which is good for me because skinny brunettes with perky tits is kinda my thing. Too bad I had to break up with Ashley Greene though. I mean, what was I supposed to do? I started throwin’ bass, she started throwin’ back mid-range, but when I sprung the question, she acted kind of strange.