Lemme Try To Hide My Disco Stick



Hermy Gaga was on a balcony in Miami in full view of photographers were she tried to quell rumors that she has a penis. I guess it’s a little irrelevant at this point, because Lady Gaga is so comically unattractive that she could have a vagina that gives cash for gold and the only way I would have sex with her is if my parents were being held hostage. Even then I’d try to drag it out as long as I could by making the hostage negotiator use a Dr. Phil soundboard.

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