Hermy Gaga was performing in Montreal last week, where she proceeded to bust her ass twice in the same show. Twice. I’m not sure how you can fall like a baby giraffe on rollerskates just by bending your knees, but to be fair to Lady Gaga, I’ve never had to tuck my penis between my legs. I don’t think there’s a chapter covering that on any of my hip-hop dance instruction DVD’s.
Man, he’s so hot: