Darling Vikki

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I checked outside to see if there were any reindeer on my roof and I turned on the news to see if suicide rates had gone up, but to my surprise it’s not Christmas yet. I thought for sure it would be because in this month’s appropriately titled NUTS Magazine, Vikki Blows, Sophie Howard, Hannah Martin, Sam Kellett, and India Reynolds are topless. So if you happen to see me dip my penis in gamma radiation then teleport to England, you can assume the genie owes me one more wish.


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