Christmas Is Early

Despite being the greatest publication in the history of the world, Nuts Magazine might convert intergalactic warlords to Christianity by dressing up Lucy Pinder and Rosie Jones in Santa's Little Helper outfits. Which of course they immediately take off. Like I did after my conversation with Megan Fox yesterday when she told me I got her pregnant. Then I hung up. You can't live in the past, man.

Related Posts:

Tags: , , , ,