Sweet Death Take Me Now

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I would like to apologize for not posting yesterday but apparently I have either been bitten by a zombie or caught a hybrid government released strain of H1N1 designed to kill the Chinese. For the last 24 hours I’ve been coughing like I’m having an epileptic seizure and trying not to go towards the light like Carol Anne. I opened my email today with a lot of people asking me if I was dead, so fortunately (or unfortunately depending how you look at it) I’m still here. I’ll be making it up to you today. On the brightside, I’m pumped full of medicine, so I’m kinda high, so there’s no telling what you might see on here today. Hopefully tits.

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