Sofia Vergara Should Attend Everything

It’s apparently Latino Day on IDLYITW, so to keep the Goya flowin, here’s Sofia Vergara at the AMAs. Christ, her body looks like some comic book warrior princess who enslaves a crash-landed astronaut and forces him to repopulate her dying planet (BAM and BAM). I swear if I ever saw her walking down the street my penis would jump off and try to hump her leg. Bad boy! Bad!

Sofia Vergara in a bikini because I am a loving and giving God:

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