Chris Brown’s fists must be an instrument to distribute God’s wisdom, because Rihanna might be the smartest woman in the world. The Sun reports:
“Every woman should have naked pictures taken. In five years my body might not look like this! I’ve always been borderline raunchy and a little sexy. But sexy at 19 and sexy at 21 is two different things. I’m just having fun. When naked pictures I’d sent to a boyfriend were leaked this year I was so nervous and embarrassed that my mom was going to see them. But she reacted in the most surprising way. She just sent me a text saying, ‘You’re an adult now’. Basically saying, ‘Welcome to the real world’. She says I’m a woman now so I have to handle things like an adult.”
I walked by an Intro to Women’s Studies class one time, so I know that most women will think Rihanna is dumb for saying this. This may be true, so I want our women readers to sound off on this issue. My email’s spam filter is set up to delete any mail sent from a woman that doesn’t attach a pic of her C-cups or higher, so if I don’t get back to you, it’s not my fault. This contest is open to female US residents aged 18 and above. Enter daily through December 20, 2009 for a chance for me to secretly sit in judgement of your boobs!
Again, the only Rihanna pictures I post: