For all intents and purposes, PETA is a terrorist organization and a death cult who kill more animals than 1,000 people who wear fur, so if you really want me to get behind your cause, you're really gonna have to do a lot better than Kong, a 40-chick with Hep C, and a vagina that looks like Stargate.So thank God somebody over there took time out from throwing frozen kittens in dumpsters and called Keeley Hazell to be in their ads. Specifically, Keeley Hazell's legendary tits. The only way her tits could be more perfect is if they granted wishes.
Note: Yes, the guy in the video from NC said "We don't take too kindly to that around here." That's just how we roll, baby.