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Jennifer Love Hewitt was the last person I expected to look hot for Halloween, but she pulled through for your penis by stuffing her legendary rack into a Playboy Bunny costume. This is the only picture I could find, because apparently everyone else at this party was gay.
And since I’m being nice, check out her Maxim shoot from earlier this year. Or don’t Be an asshole, see if I care.