New Moon

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In case you don’t put puffy stickers on your notebook or draw unicorns, you watched the Bears/Eagles game last night and saw Bears’ WR/KR Devin Hester get his pants pulled down. If I’m not mistaken, this is the first time that this has happened during a live NFL game. But I’ve been mistaken before. Apparently acid wash jeans and Red Camels aren’t appropriate for a first date. Well, excuse me Miss Project Runway, maybe one day you’ll learn to judge a man by what’s in his heart and not what he wears. Whatever, it’s your loss. I guess the pina colada air freshener I just put in my Ford Focus will be enjoyed by another lucky lady.

Click on confused George Bush to see the still. You know, if you’re into that sort of thing:

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