Kim Kardashian Is Subtle

Being an attention whore takes hard work, so if anything, Kim Kardashian gets points for taking every opportunity to keep the focus clearly on her. She’s in a golf cart with somebody whose pregnant and something who just got married, but fuck that. It’s all about her. I don’t even want to know what Kim would do if Kourtney wins a Nobel Prize or Khloe is shot down from the Empire State building. If I had to guess, next year’s Super Bowl halftime show is gonna include Kim Kardashian in a love swing and people from the zoo putting on the giraffe’s condom.

Note: I didn’t crop the top of Kong Kardashian’s head out of the banner pic. Nature did that.

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