Who in the hell knows why, but Jennifer Lopez has a new album coming out and this is her first single, Louboutins. Yes, the shoes. She’s singing a song about shoes. I have no idea who told her this was a good idea, but a 40-year old Puerto Rican lady singing about how she’s gonna walk out on her man in designer shoes doesn’t make much sense to me. If this was called “Are you gellin?'” or “Dr. Scholl’s® Liquid Corn/Callus Removers” I think this song might resonate more with the only people who listen to this crap whenever they have one of their parades.
I just downloaded GIMP’s new time machine plug-in, so I was able to find some pictures of what Jennifer Lopez wished she looked like now: