Harry Potter star Daniel Radcliffe is clearly smoking a joint on the cover of today’s Daily Mirror, but since he has publicists, we are made to believe he is not. It’s like magic! The Daily Mail reports:
Harry Potter star Daniel Radcliffe today ‘categorically’ denied he had smoked a cannabis joint at a party after pictures emerged of him allegedly using the drug. The 20-year-old actor was pictured on the front page of a tabloid newspaper allegedly smoking a cannabis joint at a party in North London. But the film star said he had not smoked anything other than tobacco. A spokeswoman for Radcliffe said: ‘Daniel does smoke the occasional roll-up cigarette, but he was not doing anything more than this.”We are considering our position and will be taking all necessary action in relation to such allegations.’
Whatever. He’s 20 and rich. What else is he supposed to be doing in his spare time? His taxes? If he wasn’t smoking weed and paper macheing models with hundreds and semen, I should be legally allowed to punch him in the throat and call him a queer.
I’m sorry, but Daniel Radcliffe could smoke crack in a pre-school playground during recess and he will always be cool with me simply for the most amazingly awesome two minutes you have ever seen:
Emma Watson, in still IDLYITW’s highest ranked Google image search pics of all time. Christ, all of of my readers are perverts: