I really hope you're not eating breakfast, but I was coughing up stuff that looked like snails yesterday, so sorry about the lack of posts (and jokes) yesterday. I'm feeling much better now, thanks for asking, and I promise to make it up to you. But not like how I made it up to your sister. The doctor said she won't need the walker soon, so that's good news. I don't know where I was going with that, but here's 19-year old Twilight star, Christian Serratos, in PETA's new "I'd Rather Go Naked Than Wear Fur" campaign. Really? They do make clothes not made out of fur now, right? I mean, this isn't 10,000 B.C and the wooly mammoth isn't the hottest trend for fall. I have an idea, wear something else. For example, the lady in Kohl's told me that the tie-dyed henley really brings out my eyes. Long story short, she blew me. True story!