I have no idea why I haven't moved to Great Britain yet, because with Kelly Brook, Gemma Atkinson, Lucy Pinder, Sophie Howard, Keeley Hazell, Vikki Blows, and Lauren, God seemed to mark that island as the land flowing with hot white chicks with big tits. Like Rosie Jones. I guess the only reason I haven't moved there yet is because I hate Socialism and Muslims. No, wait, I meant effeminate pansies with bad teeth. No, no I meant nannies who practice witchcraft. Crap, I'm not really good at this am I?