Madonna looks like something that punched out of a grave in spandex and glitter, so it’s no surprise that her video Hung Up was voted “Least Sexiest Music Video Of All Time” by the users of the music video website Muzu.tv.
Ten Least Sexy Music Videos
1. Madonna – Hung up
2. Lady Ga Ga – Poker Face
3. Spice Girls – Wannabe
4. Pink – Get the Party Started
5. Rick Astley – Never Gonna Give You Up
6. Michael Jackson – You Are Not Alone
7. Take That – Do What You Like
8. Billy Ray Cyrus – Achy Breaky Heart
9. Wham! – Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go
10. David Hasslehoff – Jump In My Car
There’s only four people on this list I would have sex with and one of them might be the other dude in Wham!, so I probably couldn’t come up with a worst list if I tried. Madonna wasn’t hot when she was supposed to be hot, so 30 years later it’s safe to assume I’d rather stick my dick in a vat at Acme Chemicals than in this hag. Madonna is probably going to sacrifice a small Malaysian child for this, because she truly believes she’s some kind of timeless beauty. It’s gonna be hard to accept. Like the time I got fired from The Superficial for being “too vulgar”. Too vulgar?! Me? Well sir, I never!