Ashley Greene Is New Here

As far as I can tell, Ashley Greene has never been on this site before. Mostly because I just found out that she’s in that movie with the effeminate vampires who sparkle, but I guess I can forgive her since she takes pictures like this. And she can fall in love with me because I take pictures of butterflies on daisies and bear cubs playing patty cake. I’m so sensitive!

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