She’ll “Never” Make A Sex Tape



Although I’d very much like to explore her anus like Ponce De Leon, Megan Fox says that she’ll never make a sex tape. Appreciate that Megan. Hey, anybody want to buy a JVC Everio HD video camera and a Legolas costume? I don’t think I need it anymore. Us Magazine reports:
“Ugh, never!” the Jennifer’s Body star, 23, tells MTV News. “That’s the last thing I want to see — what I look like having sex. It would take one shot of me not looking good and I would not be able to have sex ever again, because I would always just see myself looking like a hippo having sex.”

I could say that I’m disappointed, but who are we kidding? Celebrity sex tapes are freakin boring. And super hot chicks always make the deadest lays mostly because of the reasons in the blockquote above (example). And if you happen to combine the two all you get is a sex tape with the power of so much boring, Professor X will invite it to his school.

Megan and B-A-to the G in the Toronto:

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