Please Shut Up



You might find this hard to believe, but Megan Fox did an interview with Wonderland Magazine and said something completely retarded. Yahoo! reports:
The Transformers star admits she has struggled with mental health problems since her youth, and, although she hasn’t been officially diagnosed, she is convinced she shows symptoms of the serious psychiatric condition, which often torments suffers with auditory hallucinations, paranoid delusions and social dysfunction. The 23 year old reveals she has spent years meticulously studying the life of movie legend Marilyn Monroe, who died of a drug overdose at the age of 36 – because she fears her own problems may lead her to a similar end. She tells Wonderland magazine, “I basically read every book ever written about Marilyn Monroe. I could end up like that because I constantly struggle with the idea that I think I’m a borderline personality – or that I have bouts of mild schizophrenia. “I definitely have some kind of mental problem and I haven’t pinpointed what it is.”

Hot girls can get away with a lot of crap like trying to set my car on fire (thanks, Shannon!), but there comes a point when you realize that no matter what they let you film and show your friends, it’s just not worth it anymore. Like trying to read anything Megan Fox ever says. Look sweetie, I could read every book on Genghis Kahn and Andrei Chikatilo, but that doesn’t mean I’m gonna start trying to unite all the nomadic tribes of northeast Asia or start killing boarding school girls in the forest. Just like you don’t have a mental disorder because you read somewhere one time that Marilyn Monroe heard voices. If you want to pretend you have a schizophrenia, at least do it like Peter Greene. If not, if you could just put on a tight dress and shut the fuck up that would be great.

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