Lindsay Lohan lives in a psychotically unhinged fairy tale land of insanity and delusion, so of course she believes she’s Marilyn Monroe not that John G. raped and murdered her wife. So she got a new Marilyn Monroe quote tattooed on her arm. Examiner reports:
Lindsay has a previous Marilyn Monroe quote tattoo that she got when she broke up with Samantha Ronson. That one says, “Everyone’s a star and deserves the right to twinkle” The tattoo reads in cursive on Lindsay’s wrist, surrounded by yellow, blue, and green stars. She now has another new tattoo. Over the weekend Lohan showed off her new tattoo that reads, “I restore myself when I’m alone.” This is a famous Marilyn Monroe quote. The words were tattooed in cursive with colorful stars on Lindsay’s inner right arm.
I have no idea what any of those quotes mean, so I’m not even gonna try to understand what some drug-addled trainwreck mumbled in an interview 50 years ago. Anyway, tattoos are supposed to be scary, not some corny life-affirming rambling. For example, chicks think I’m deep because I have “BE” tattooed on my penis. That’s before they see it actually says “BEAST MODE”. They’re still right about the deep part of course, but not for the reasons they initially thought.
Check out Lindsay’s nude Marilyn Monroe shoot HERE and HERE (NSFW)
Lindsay in Hollywood on August 25th:
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