Bitch, Please



Kim Kardashian’s ass looks like an anaconda that just swallowed a cow, but through the magic of Quik Trim and apparently Peter Jackson’s Weta Workshop, Kim Kardashian wants you to know that you can look like this by taking just one pill a day. She says on her official Twitter.

U can get Quick Trim now http://tinyurl.com/nqbjuq It works! Check out my twitpics! I lost my last 6 lbs fast & toned up! Loving QUICK TRIM

Toned up? Yeah, okay. Maybe she has a gun hidden in whatever is going on with her underarms, because I’m pretty sure Batman is gonna mistake her for Clayface or she’ll be in the back of the Mystery Machine saying how she would have gotten away with it if it wasn’t for those meddling kids.

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